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The Bagel Fuel Protocol Tee

Shop the Bagel Fuel Protocol tee and power your morning missions with superhero energy—backed by our 30-day guarantee and free shipping when you grab 3 or more.

  • Heavyweight Ring-Spun Cotton Armor (4.5 oz weave) — Thick enough to survive the morning rush and subsequent food coma. You stay physically resilient even when your breakfast can't.
  • Structured Silhouette Engineering — Cuts a sharp profile even when powered by nothing but sesame seeds and espresso. You maintain presence whether chasing villains or the bus.
  • Pre-Shrunk Double-Needle Construction — Built for the long haul with reinforced stitching. Your armor stays battle-ready wash after wash while your breakfast loyalty remains unquestioned.

Some mornings, the alarm wins. You stare at the ceiling wondering if today is the day you finally admit defeat to the snooze button. Without proper fuel, even the simplest morning mission feels like an impossible heist. The bus pulls away. The coffee shop line stretches to the door. Your energy reserves hit critical low before noon. The Bagel Fuel Protocol tee acknowledges what every masked vigilante knows—the bagel is the unsung hero of morning operations. This isn't just a shirt; it's a declaration that you chase villains, deadlines, and the perfect everything bagel with equal determination. Wear it as a reminder that superpowers require proper fuel. Cape optional. Commitment mandatory.

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Quality Features

Your New Favorite Tee

Why You'll Love It:

- 30-day money-back guarantee
- Made to order – just for you
- Worldwide shipping with tracking

Comfort & Fit:

- Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
- Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee
- Tear-away label for total wearing comfort
- Lightweight yet durable fabric - 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash

Quality & Materials:

- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Most colors are made with 100% ring-spun cotton

Fabric blends used for select colors:

- Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Go ahead - make space in your drawer. This one’s staying.

What Size Should I Get?

Our tees have a classic unisex fit – slightly longer and looser than a standard women’s cut, and true to size for men.

- Women: Most size down for a fitted look, or go with their usual for a relaxed fit. (EU: Size down)
- Men: Stick with your regular size.
- In between sizes? We recommend sizing up for comfort.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

Global Shipping & Returns

FREE Shipping To US, Canada, Australia & NZ, UK & Europe On Orders 3+ Tees

Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout based on order size, item type, and destination. Free shipping promotions may apply automatically.

Fulfillment Time: Orders are made to order and ship within 1-4 business days.

Estimated Delivery:

- USA & Canada: 2–6 business days
- UK: 2–4 business days
- Europe: 2–8 business days
- Australia & NZ: 3–10 business days
- Other Countries: 10–20 business days

Fulfillment Centers: Printed and shipped locally in the USA, Canada, UK, EU and Australia.

Customs & Duties: International customers may be responsible for local import taxes or fees.

Address Changes: Allowed within 24 hours if the order hasn’t shipped - contact cafevibebrand@gmail.com.

Lost Orders: Check tracking first. If still missing, contact support. Customers are responsible if the wrong address was provided.

Holiday Shipping: Order early - shipping timelines vary and aren’t guaranteed during peak seasons.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

Please contact us at cafevibebrand@gmail.com if you believe you are eligible for a refund.

Product information: Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

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