The Caffeine Intervention Protocol Tee

Shop the intervention your mornings desperately need, backed by our 30-day guarantee and free shipping when you buy 3 or more.

4.5 oz Ring-Spun Cotton Construction delivers that weathered gig-poster aesthetic in a muted tan tone, handling the morning heat with vintage-washed character that improves with every wear
Unisex Structured Fit with Pre-Shrunk Treatment maintains sharp silhouette proportions wash after wash, letting you buy confidently knowing your size stays true through the daily grind
Tear-Away Label Construction eliminates neck irritation for total comfort, so you can shop this essential knowing every detail serves your morning ritual

Your personality before 9 AM is a liability that threatens everything in your orbit. The un-caffeinated version of you makes decisions you'll regret, says things you can't take back, and moves through the world like a liability wearing yesterday's clothes. This shirt delivers the intervention. The gritty, vintage-washed distressed font in muted tan letters channels weathered gig-poster energy—lowercase urgency that does the talking while you drink your double espresso. It's the uniform for the chronically under-caffeinated who refuse to apologize for their pre-coffee truth. Gift it to someone who needs the reminder, or buy it as your own morning warning label.

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Quality Features

Your New Favorite Tee

Why You'll Love It:

- 30-day money-back guarantee
- Made to order – just for you
- Worldwide shipping with tracking

Comfort & Fit:

- Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
- Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee
- Tear-away label for total wearing comfort
- Lightweight yet durable fabric - 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash

Quality & Materials:

- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Most colors are made with 100% ring-spun cotton

Fabric blends used for select colors:

- Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Go ahead - make space in your drawer. This one’s staying.

What Size Should I Get?

Our tees have a classic unisex fit – slightly longer and looser than a standard women’s cut, and true to size for men.

- Women: Most size down for a fitted look, or go with their usual for a relaxed fit. (EU: Size down)
- Men: Stick with your regular size.
- In between sizes? We recommend sizing up for comfort.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

Global Shipping & Returns

FREE Shipping To US, Canada, Australia & NZ, UK & Europe On Orders 3+ Tees

Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout based on order size, item type, and destination. Free shipping promotions may apply automatically.

Fulfillment Time: Orders are made to order and ship within 1-4 business days.

Estimated Delivery:

- USA & Canada: 2–6 business days
- UK: 2–4 business days
- Europe: 2–8 business days
- Australia & NZ: 3–10 business days
- Other Countries: 10–20 business days

Fulfillment Centers: Printed and shipped locally in the USA, Canada, UK, EU and Australia.

Customs & Duties: International customers may be responsible for local import taxes or fees.

Address Changes: Allowed within 24 hours if the order hasn’t shipped - contact cafevibebrand@gmail.com.

Lost Orders: Check tracking first. If still missing, contact support. Customers are responsible if the wrong address was provided.

Holiday Shipping: Order early - shipping timelines vary and aren’t guaranteed during peak seasons.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

Please contact us at cafevibebrand@gmail.com if you believe you are eligible for a refund.

Product information: Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC