This shirt is for those who take their caffeine ritual seriously—dead seriously.
Witness the ultimate crossover of the macabre and the mundane: an intricate, vintage-style skeleton barista, clad in a crisp suit jacket, masterfully pouring microfoam for a latte. Set against a blood-moon red circle, the bold text "FLAT WHITE FANG" proclaims that even the eternal have time for perfectly executed coffee art. This tee is your badge of honor for late nights and early mornings fueled by dark, beautiful brew.
Why You'll Love This Tee:
The Vibe: Unapologetically Gothic Coffee Culture. It’s the perfect blend of existential dread and the deep satisfaction of a meticulously crafted flat white. This design is witty, slightly aggressive, and instantly relatable to anyone who needs coffee to feel alive.
The Detail: Features high-contrast, distressed retro-horror skull art focused on the precision of the latte pour. The bold, shadowed FANG typography maximizes visual impact, making this a true conversation starter whether you're at the roaster or the graveyard.
The Message: "I am an immortal coffee snob who judges your foam." It tells the world you have standards—for life, death, and particularly your espresso-to-milk ratio.
