The Morning Ultimatum Tee

Shop the Morning Ultimatum Tee—premium heavyweight cotton for those who schedule life around the ritual, backed by 30-day guarantee and free shipping on 3 or more.

Heavyweight ring-spun cotton construction delivers structured drape that commands presence even in the pre-coffee haze
Pre-shrunk fabric maintains consistent fit wash after wash—no laundry surprises before your first cup
Double-needle stitching reinforces stress points to survive daily wear and caffeine dependency alike

The morning doesn't ask permission. You wake up in the gray hours, stumbling toward the one non-negotiable that makes the world sharp again. But your uniform shouldn't betray the ritual—cheap tees sag at the shoulders, shrink in the wash, look like an afterthought. The Morning Ultimatum states your priorities in distressed noir typography: coffee first, everything else second. Heavyweight cotton cuts a clean silhouette even when you're barely functioning. Double-needle construction holds strong through every grind and pour. This isn't just a shirt; it's a warning label for anyone who dares speak before you've had your hit.

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Quality Features

Your New Favorite Tee

Why You'll Love It:

- 30-day money-back guarantee
- Made to order – just for you
- Worldwide shipping with tracking

Comfort & Fit:

- Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
- Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee
- Tear-away label for total wearing comfort
- Lightweight yet durable fabric - 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash

Quality & Materials:

- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Most colors are made with 100% ring-spun cotton

Fabric blends used for select colors:

- Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Go ahead - make space in your drawer. This one’s staying.

What Size Should I Get?

Our tees have a classic unisex fit – slightly longer and looser than a standard women’s cut, and true to size for men.

- Women: Most size down for a fitted look, or go with their usual for a relaxed fit. (EU: Size down)
- Men: Stick with your regular size.
- In between sizes? We recommend sizing up for comfort.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

Global Shipping & Returns

FREE Shipping To US, Canada, Australia & NZ, UK & Europe On Orders 3+ Tees

Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout based on order size, item type, and destination. Free shipping promotions may apply automatically.

Fulfillment Time: Orders are made to order and ship within 1-4 business days.

Estimated Delivery:

- USA & Canada: 2–6 business days
- UK: 2–4 business days
- Europe: 2–8 business days
- Australia & NZ: 3–10 business days
- Other Countries: 10–20 business days

Fulfillment Centers: Printed and shipped locally in the USA, Canada, UK, EU and Australia.

Customs & Duties: International customers may be responsible for local import taxes or fees.

Address Changes: Allowed within 24 hours if the order hasn’t shipped - contact cafevibebrand@gmail.com.

Lost Orders: Check tracking first. If still missing, contact support. Customers are responsible if the wrong address was provided.

Holiday Shipping: Order early - shipping timelines vary and aren’t guaranteed during peak seasons.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

Please contact us at cafevibebrand@gmail.com if you believe you are eligible for a refund.

Product information: Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC