The Procaffeinating Protocol Tee

Shop the Procaffeinating Protocol tee—engineered for caffeine professionals who take their ritual seriously. Every order includes 30-day guarantee plus free shipping when you buy 3 or more.

Heavyweight 5.3oz ring-spun cotton delivers structured drape that holds its shape through all-day wear—looks intentional even when you're running on fumes.
Double-stitched collar and reinforced shoulders survive the daily grind and repeated washing—one less thing to think about before your first cup.
Relaxed unisex fit with taped neck provides comfort without the careless look—presentable enough for video calls while procaffeinating.

You understand that proper fueling isn't optional—it's infrastructure. But most coffee merch looks designed by people who treat caffeine as a casual hobby, not a professional requirement. You don't need another cheerful slogan tee that makes light of your dependency. The Procaffeinating Protocol Tee treats your ritual with the seriousness it deserves. Heavyweight cotton construction meets noir aesthetic in a shirt that validates your process without apology. This is uniform gear for the caffeine professional who delivers regardless of sleep debt.

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Quality Features

Your New Favorite Tee

Why You'll Love It:

- 30-day money-back guarantee
- Made to order – just for you
- Worldwide shipping with tracking

Comfort & Fit:

- Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
- Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee
- Tear-away label for total wearing comfort
- Lightweight yet durable fabric - 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash

Quality & Materials:

- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Most colors are made with 100% ring-spun cotton

Fabric blends used for select colors:

- Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Go ahead - make space in your drawer. This one’s staying.

What Size Should I Get?

Our tees have a classic unisex fit – slightly longer and looser than a standard women’s cut, and true to size for men.

- Women: Most size down for a fitted look, or go with their usual for a relaxed fit. (EU: Size down)
- Men: Stick with your regular size.
- In between sizes? We recommend sizing up for comfort.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

Global Shipping & Returns

FREE Shipping To US, Canada, Australia & NZ, UK & Europe On Orders 3+ Tees

Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout based on order size, item type, and destination. Free shipping promotions may apply automatically.

Fulfillment Time: Orders are made to order and ship within 1-4 business days.

Estimated Delivery:

- USA & Canada: 2–6 business days
- UK: 2–4 business days
- Europe: 2–8 business days
- Australia & NZ: 3–10 business days
- Other Countries: 10–20 business days

Fulfillment Centers: Printed and shipped locally in the USA, Canada, UK, EU and Australia.

Customs & Duties: International customers may be responsible for local import taxes or fees.

Address Changes: Allowed within 24 hours if the order hasn’t shipped - contact cafevibebrand@gmail.com.

Lost Orders: Check tracking first. If still missing, contact support. Customers are responsible if the wrong address was provided.

Holiday Shipping: Order early - shipping timelines vary and aren’t guaranteed during peak seasons.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

Please contact us at cafevibebrand@gmail.com if you believe you are eligible for a refund.

Product information: Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC