The Resurrection Protocol Tee

Shop the Resurrection Protocol Tee backed by 30-day guarantee and free shipping on 3 or more. This Nitro Cold Brew V8 design announces your morning resurrection protocol to the world before you have said a single word.

Premium ring-spun cotton construction delivers substantial durability and a buttery-soft hand-feel against your skin so you survive coffee shop marathons and daily grinds in total comfort without the scratchy cheap-tee regret
High-contrast industrial V8 engine graphic with chrome detailing and embedded coffee bean accents creates an aggressive aesthetic that will not fade in the wash ensuring your resurrection warning stays visible from dawn to dusk
Structured unisex fit with tear-away label and reinforced shoulders provides all-day wearing comfort and a clean silhouette that holds its shape so you look sharp even when you are running on fumes and empty

Mornings are brutal. You are not a morning person - you are a reanimated corpse stumbling through the hours between waking up and actually being alive. Society expects you to be polished energized and ready to engage before you have had your first cup. The truth is you are still processing barely functional running on fumes while the world demands your full attention and coherent sentences. This is not just a t-shirt - it is a warning label and a social contract. The Resurrection Protocol Tee announces to the world that you are currently in recovery mode. With its bold V8 engine graphic and Nitro Cold Brew declaration it buys you the social immunity you desperately need while your caffeine kicks in. Wear it to the cafe wear it to the office - it stops people from asking how are you before you have the chemical capacity to answer honestly.

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Quality Features

Your New Favorite Tee

Why You'll Love It:

- 30-day money-back guarantee
- Made to order – just for you
- Worldwide shipping with tracking

Comfort & Fit:

- Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
- Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee
- Tear-away label for total wearing comfort
- Lightweight yet durable fabric - 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash

Quality & Materials:

- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Most colors are made with 100% ring-spun cotton

Fabric blends used for select colors:

- Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Go ahead - make space in your drawer. This one’s staying.

What Size Should I Get?

Our tees have a classic unisex fit – slightly longer and looser than a standard women’s cut, and true to size for men.

- Women: Most size down for a fitted look, or go with their usual for a relaxed fit. (EU: Size down)
- Men: Stick with your regular size.
- In between sizes? We recommend sizing up for comfort.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

Global Shipping & Returns

FREE Shipping To US, Canada, Australia & NZ, UK & Europe On Orders 3+ Tees

Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout based on order size, item type, and destination. Free shipping promotions may apply automatically.

Fulfillment Time: Orders are made to order and ship within 1-4 business days.

Estimated Delivery:

- USA & Canada: 2–6 business days
- UK: 2–4 business days
- Europe: 2–8 business days
- Australia & NZ: 3–10 business days
- Other Countries: 10–20 business days

Fulfillment Centers: Printed and shipped locally in the USA, Canada, UK, EU and Australia.

Customs & Duties: International customers may be responsible for local import taxes or fees.

Address Changes: Allowed within 24 hours if the order hasn’t shipped - contact cafevibebrand@gmail.com.

Lost Orders: Check tracking first. If still missing, contact support. Customers are responsible if the wrong address was provided.

Holiday Shipping: Order early - shipping timelines vary and aren’t guaranteed during peak seasons.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

Please contact us at cafevibebrand@gmail.com if you believe you are eligible for a refund.

Product information: Premium Soft-Touch Ring-Spun Cotton Tee, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC